So I set up my dating profile online right? I write that I'm a bald eagle. I meet this beautiful golden eagle. We chat for a little and I ask her out. "Sorry, I only like guys with hair.” First of all, that makes no sense because you're a bird and birds don't have hair. Second of all this whole "bald eagle” thing is a huge misconception. I have feathers on my head! Whatever, she probably hates America anyways. - Size: 16 x 57 x 18.5 in inches